Audio for the Roast of WrestleMania was leaked online recently and WWE is doing everything in their power to take down the clips wherever they get posted.
Below are some of the jokes that were made at this event:
1. Tony Hinchcliffe said Jinder Mahal wasn’t at WrestleMania because he was having a “midlife Isis”.
2. At WrestleMania, Jey Uso was the underdog, which is what (Shinsuke) Nakamura ate for dinner tonight.
3. Paul Heyman made jokes about Maryse’s private parts.
4. Heyman also said Shayna Baszler had a p*nis.
5. Jacob Fatu became the US Champion, which is crazy because if the President of the U.S. saw Jacob, he would deport him to El Salvador.
6. Naomi and Jade Cargill had their match, when it comes to their rivalry, WEAVE only just begun. And they will face off again at “In Your Waffle House.”
7. CM Punk is straight edge from drugs, alcohol, and winning at WrestleMania.
8. Jey Uso is still out celebrating and hitting the bar, and history shows, he’ll have a nice drive home tonight.
9. Several jokes were made regarding Charlotte Flair’s divorce and plastic surgeries.
10. There was a joke about the Allegiant Stadium being so big and black that Hulk Hogan wouldn’t let his daughter anywhere near it.
11. Nia Jax is into BDSM, her safety words are “DOWN, SET, HUT.”
12. I said Nia Jax’s name three times and my crockpot came on.
13. It’s 4/20, a day of celebration for pot smokers and Christians. It’s also Hitler’s birthday, so it’s probably a celebration for Gunther too.
14. I wanted Nakamura to appear at the roast, but a tariff got put on his booking.
15. Tony Hinchcliffe said he wanted (Alberto) Del Rio at the the roast, but WWE had yet to turn that page (Paige).
16. Paul Heyman made a joke about actor Freddie Prinze starting a wrestling promotion, saying: “We all need another wrestling promotion like Freddie Prinze’s father needs another whole in his f**king head.”
