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Jake Roberts Says He Uses Footage Of Cobra Biting Randy Savage To Cure His “Boner” Issues

Jake The Snake Roberts

• OLD SCHOOL HISTORY (December 2, 1996) – WCW MONDAY NITRO

On this day in 1996, Ted Turner’s World Championship Wrestling aired another LIVE episode of their weekly TV show ‘WCW MONDAY NITRO’.

It was broadcasted from the Hara Arena in Dayton, Ohio and featured matches, interviews & storyline segments on the road to the ‘WCW Starrcade 1996’ PPV.

The card can be found here:

1. Glacier vs. Hardbody Harrison

2. Amazing French Canadiens vs. Renegade & Joe Gomez

3. Faces of Fear vs. Scotty Riggs & Robert Gibson

4. Kevin Sullivan vs. Jobber

5. Dean Malenko vs. Billy Kidman

6. Jeff Jarrett vs. Bubba Rogers

7. Eddy Guerrero vs. Dave Taylor

8. Arn Anderson vs. Jim Powers

9. Chris Benoit vs. Steve Regal

10. Lex Luger vs. Rocco Rock

11. Sting vs. Rick Steiner

WATCH: Undertaker Gives A Fan “The Look” When He Catches The Fan Secretly Recording Him:

• Jake Roberts Says He Uses Footage Of Cobra Biting Randy Savage To Cure His “Boner” Issues

During a recent appearance on Joe Rogan Experience, WWE Hall of Famer Jake Roberts revealed that he uses footage of cobra biting Randy Savage from WWF to cure his “boner” issues.

Below is what Roberts said:

“That was the best n—t I ever got. To this day, if I’m ever laying around with a girl and I’m having a little problem in the woodski department, you know, it happens at 63, I put the video on and instantly I’m kicking her a$$, man. Oh, brother.”

Jake even said that it’s better than anything Viagra could ever do!

You can watch the uncensored footage of the cobra biting “Macho Man” Randy Savage below:

Roberts then told an interesting story about how Randy Savage agreed to get bit by the cobra.

Below is what Jake said:

“Macho walks in and he’s like, ‘alright, brother. We’re going to do it tonight, I guess, huh? That’s the story going f***ing around! We’re going to get down and do it.’ I was like, ‘yeah, dude, it sounds great.’ He’s like, ‘we need to take care of a little business first, though.’ ‘What?’ ‘About the snake…’ ‘Yeah?’ ‘Has he been fixed or not?’ ‘Fixed? You mean poisonous?’

He goes, ‘yeah, that might be the f***ing problem.’ I’m like, ‘yeah, Randy, of course, he has been fixed.’ He goes, ‘maybe he has and maybe he hasn’t! Stranger things have happened in the WWF. Somebody wants the Macho Man’s Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship title, you put a f***ing poisonous snake on him, and the rest is history! Macho’s dead and Snake’s the champ!’

I’m like, ‘dude, are you f***ing -‘ ‘Jake, I’m just telling you this. He has to bite you now.’ I’m like, ‘what?’ He goes, ‘if not, we’ve got to go at it right now, me and you,’ and he’s up in my face with his fists. I’m like, ‘what the f***, man? What the f*** is wrong with you?’ ‘Don’t play f***ing games, Jake! Get the f***ing snake out!’

So I got the snake out. I’m like, ‘you f***ing psychotic motherf***er. Any special place you want him to bite me, like my d*ck?’ And he’s like, ‘anywhere is good. How about the leg.’ I said, ‘fine.’

So I got the cobra out, I pulled my pant leg up, shimmied him a little bit, put my leg up there, and he f***ing bit me.

After three or four seconds, he lets go. Macho’s like, ‘now don’t f***ing move! Don’t take no elixirs. Don’t take no antidotes. Don’t take no pills. Just f***ing sit there. I want to see the poison go through your body!’

Are you f***ing kidding me, man? And finally after about 10 minutes, he’s like, ‘well, I guess you’re going to be okay.’ I was like, ‘I’m sorry I didn’t make you happy. I could’ve died. If I’d had known you wanted me to die, I would’ve died’.”

        
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