The Greatest TNA Promo Of All Time Aired 16 Years Ago Today (Video)

By TC

Posted on May 1, 2024

On this day in 2008, Total Nonstop Action! aired an episode of their weekly TV show ‘TNA iMPACT! Wrestling’.

The show took place at the TNA Impact Zone in Orlando, Florida and featured matches, interviews & storyline segments on the road to the TNA Sacrifice 2008 PPV.

This particular episode is famous for featuring Scott Steiner’s legendary Math promo, that went viral all over the internet.

Here’s what Big Poppa Pump said that night:

“You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak and I’m not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t beat me and he’s not even gonna try!

So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

See, but I’m gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Joe?”

You can watch it below:

Scott Steiner revolutionized the field of mathematics on TNA iMPACT May 1, 2008!
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