Obviously, the zombies surrounded the ring, the announcers got scared and left and they had smoke and weird music and Miz and Morrison, well Miz has never been alive to begin with to be killed off. But Morrison I’ve always liked. But they’re complete f**king bumble f**ks now.
They’re acting afraid of the phony zombies and the bell rang and their newest star, Damian Priest, is now completely worthless. Might as well pack up and go home and work at a goddamn car wash because he’s in the middle of this sh*t and he’s not a star yet. He should be and he would have been, but they decided he’s the one they’re going to sacrifice for the dumb movie tie-in.
So here’s the problem. They’ve got their heads so far up their a$$ that, ‘This is the biggest company, publicly-traded company, and biggest wrestling promotion in the world and we are bringing wrestling forward.’ And they said that AEW set wrestling back 30 years. Which they do but not for the reasons the WWE people [think]. AEW has set wrestling back 30 years for the same reason that WWE has set wrestling back 30 years.
Actually, since more people view the WWE matches, they’ve set wrestling back 50 years. They’ve set it back far enough that it’ll never recover. Both of those companies and not with blood or chair shots to the head but with f**king phoniness. Burning people alive, pulling out their ping pong eyeballs, zombies, crash pads, transformations in ice machines, teleportations. Obviously, phony sh*t is what sets wrestling back and both companies do it.
You know what we need? We need more blood and violence in a convincing fashion done by professionals as part of an angle or the story of a f**king match. Not the death match bullsh*t which is just as phony in its own way.
A bunch of mutants, a bunch of f**king scummy human beings, trash mutant freak organisms bashing each other over the head in an obvious co-operation-fest just to do it. While another bunch of scummy, disgusting, scum-sucking pond dwellers watch it and some f**king avaricious and greedy f**king slime ball promotes it.
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