That’s just as phony because it doesn’t look like a contest or a struggle. It looks like two f**king meth heads bashing each other over the head with sh*t and cutting each other open. Not that kind of blood and violence. We don’t need any more phony sh*t. We don’t need phony silly, we don’t need phony comedy, we don’t need phony bloody, we don’t need phony violent.
What we need is somebody to take this sh*t seriously and athletes to have a goddamn match that toy could f**king believe or not be slapped in the face with that it’s bullsh*t. So as far as I’m concerned what both these companies and every other wrestling promotion in America and in the world does in 90% of their activity is set the business back.
So that’s what I think of your f**king zombies. I think that nobody on the WWE f**king writing staff needs to worry about zombies because zombies eat brains. So therefore, they’re invulnerable that writing staff.
If I was there right now I would go up to Vince McMahon and I would say, ‘Well, as much as the idiot that you used to employ cost you $5 million in one night 25 years ago when he killed off Dr Death with his stupid f**king Brawl For All tournament. Some f**king moron in your advertising department just ruined Damian Priest’s career, where you could have made a fortune off of him because he was standing in the middle of this horse sh*t.’
But apparently, nobody wants to tell Vince the shocking, awful, horrible truth that’s right under their f**king noses. So after I’ve finished writing notes on everything that I just said, I looked up and the zombies were eating The Miz.
So if he’s really gone, it wasn’t a total loss. But if he comes back, I’m going to assume that either Miz has a twin brother or those weren’t real zombies. Imagine that.”
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