Top 5 Rappers In Pro-Wrestling

By TC

Posted on December 31, 2015

1. “The Doctor of Thuganomics” John Cena

Now known as the cashcow and the #1 Face of the WWE, “The Cenation Leader” John Cena once had the Gimmick of a Heel Rapper, that started when he turned on Billy Kidman in October 2002.

After his extraordinary Free Style Raps got him over, WWE office had no choice but to turn him Babyface before the Survivor Series 2003 PPV.

Cena kept the Rapper Gimmick for a while as a Fan Favorite, before dropping it in late 2005.

‘Basic Thuganomics’

Rap Lyrics:

“Word life–this is Basic Thuganomics
Word life–I’m untouchable but I’m forcin’ you to feel me

Whether fightin’ or spittin’ my discipline is unforgiven
Got you backin’ up in a defensive position
An ass-kcikin’ anthem, heavyweight or bantam
Holdin’ camps for ransom, the microphone phantom
Teams hit the floor this the new fight joint
Like a broken needle kid you missin’ the point
We dominate your conference with offense, that’s no nonsense
My theme song hits, get you reinforcements
We strike quick with hard kicks, duckin’ night sticks
Bare-knuckled men through fight pits, beat you lifeless

Never survive this, you forgot like Alzhmiers
Two-face rappers walk away with four shiners
The raw rhymer, turnin’ legends to old-timers
My incisors like a vipor bitin’ through your one-liners
New DeadMan Inc., and we about to make you famous
Takin’ over Earth and still kickin’ in Uranus
You ain’t advanced enough to process,potential for medical concepts
Some objects are foreign, like Loch Ness
Arts and sex are complex regardless of your finesse or fitness is the condition of business

Your lame vision of a underground physical image
You’re underneath to undermine your whole typical image
With the precision of percentages and the collision of sentences
Poetry beats your mics
We untouchable like righteous sluts with no crevasses
Streets unite, we rock righter with dumber beats
You cats couldn’t come this hot ? in the summer heat
Forget two takes–kill your birds the first time
You better stay worthy of my filler of worse rhymes
I’m better than nice, check the veterans twice
You be beside your self with fear

I’ll kill you and bury you twice despite the cover of night
Trackin’ ya flight like guerrilla warfare
When the grass is dense
Approaching me is a quick way to get referred to in the past tense
Dead-da, when the lights, the mic is on
The crowd is dead like intermission and you on the TitanTron”